22 October, 2004

OK- Kerry is right, I'm an Idiot!

I thought Kerry was soft on guns. He has voted overwhelmingly against gun owner rights throughout his career.

But I just saw him hunting geese on TV so – I was wrong. He is a big time gun rights guy.

I thought Kerry was pro-choice because he voted five times AGAINST the partial birth abortion ban.

But he said he was a devout Catholic and was an alter boy. And although he personally doesn’t like abortion, he can’t “force” his beliefs into public policy.

Man – I really bought all that right wing crap about Kerry being a flip flopper! But this morning I saw the light. Bush is a liar – A LIAR!!

There IS no terrorist threat! Iraq was a mistake!

BUSH LIED! He misled us! I hate him! Hate him! Yeah!! HATE!

Bush STOLE the election in 2000! He is responsible for global warming, stock market declines, terrorism, gas prices and my hemmoroids.

I was an idiot. I AM AN IDIOT!

I can’t bear my shame. (weeping) I HATE BUSH.

I’M GAY. YES – DARN IT – I’M GAY. I CAN’T STAY IN THE CLOSET ANY MORE. I HAVE TO LET IT FREE.

FREE – FREE AS A BIRD. IT WAS ALL BUSH’S FAULT. I BELIEVED IN GOD – BUT NOW I CAN SEE THAT GOD IS NOT REAL. IT WAS JUST A CRUTCH OF MY IMAGINATION. IT WAS A PERSONAL BELIEF BUT I CAN’T USE THAT CRUTCH ANYMORE.

ABORTION IS GOOD AND MORAL. IT’S A WOMANS CHOICE. WOMANS CHOICE DARN IT! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 comment:

Akilez said...

I like your thinking it's very politicize.