Yasser Arafat -- Father of Terrorism

Today the Father of Terrorism died a quiet death.

He was not a good or decent man.

2004 Election Scorecard

THE LOSERS

1. Michael Moore
2. George Soros
3. Air America
4. Al Franken
5. Al Gore
6. The New York Times
7. CBS
8. NBS
9. ABS
10. CNNBS
11. The Dixie Chicks
12. Linda Ronstadt
13. Eminem
14. P Diddly Dipcrap “for brains”
15. Michael Moore
16. Elton John
17. Jacques Chirac
18. Jean Chrétien
19. Michael Moore
20. Theresa “Shove It” Heinz Kerry
21. John “Flip Flop” Kerry
22. The “Breck Girl”
23. Joe Lockhart
24. Paul “The Forehead” Begala
25. Michael Moore
26. Evan Thomas
27. The Los Angeles Times
28. Massachusetts
29. Rhode Island
30. Every American with a Kerry-Edwards sign in their yard
31. Michael Moore
32. Baby Murderer advocates everywhere
33. Osama bin Laden
34. Michael Moore
35. Saddam Hussein
36. Bruce Spreengsteen
37. Michael Moore
38. Ben Awfulfleck
39. Michael Moore

THE WINNERS

1. United States of America

Red States - Sic 'em

Be patriotic.

Kill the Smurfs.

Be red and proud.

God Bless America.

Half

Half of everyone you know is an idiot. Clinically insane.

Who Should Vote?

I propose a new law.

Only landowners with a minimum education of a GED should vote.